As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain But thats just perfect for an Ahmish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morinin Im milkin cows Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone Im a man of the land I'm into disipline Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight were gunna party like its 1699 We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise I churn butter once or twice livin in an Ahmish paradise Its hard work and sacrafice livin in an Ahmish paradise We sell quilts at discount price livin in an Ahmish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really dont care in fact I wish him well Cuz I'll be laughin my head off when hes burnin in Hell But I never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Ahmish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard of I never wear buttons but i got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool If you ever come to visit youll be bored to tears We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stair We're just technologically impared Theres no phones no lights no motor cars Not a single luxury Like Robinson Carruso, its as primitive as can be We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise Were just plain and simple guys livin in an Ahmish paradise Thers no time for sin and vice livin in an Ahmish paradise We dont fight we all play nice livin in an Ahmish paradise Hichin up the buggy, churnin lots a butter Raised a barn on monday, soon I'll raise another Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart Well I know Im a million times as humble as thou art Im the pious guy the little Ahmletts wanna be like On my kness day and night scorin points for the after life So dont be vain, and dont be winie Or else my brother I might have to get midevil on your hiny We been spendin most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradise Were all crazy menanites livin in an Ahmish paradise Theres no cops or traffic lights livin in an Ahmish paradise But you'd probably think it bites livin in an Ahmish paradise
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