I know you like me (I know you like me) 
I know you do (I know you do) 
That's why whenever I come around 
She's all over you 
And I know you want it (I know you want it) 
It's easy to see (it's easy to see) 
And in the back of your mind 
I know you should be on with me 

Chorus: 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? 
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me? 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? 
Don't cha?
Don't cha?

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling) 
Leave it alone (leave it alone) 
'Cause if it ain't love 
It just ain't enough to leave a happy home 
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly) 
You have to play fair (you have to play fair) 
See I don't care 
But I know she ain't gonna wanna share 

Chorus: 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? 
Don't cha?
Don't cha, baby? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me? 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? 
Don't cha?  
Don't cha?

I know she loves you (I know she loves you) 
So I understand (I understand) 
I probably be just as crazy about you 
If you were my own man 
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime) 
Possibly (possibly) 
Until then, old friend, your secret is safe with me

Chorus: 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? 
Don't cha?
Don't cha, baby? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me? 
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? 
Don't cha?
Don't cha?