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I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
But I'm not gonna talk about that,
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter,
But I'm not gonna talk about that,
In my monologue
La la la
La la la
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on
me,
But I'm not gonna mention that,
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're
ashamed to go in public,
But I'm not gonna say that,
In my monologue
La la la
La la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone,
But I'm not gonna mention him,
In my monologue
Hey joe, I'm doin' real well,
Tonight I'm hosting snl,
But I'm not gonna brag about that,
In my monologue
La la la
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
La la la
And if you're wondering I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight,
I'm not gonna comment on that (she kisses & winks at the camera)
In my monologue
La la la
La la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye,
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my vma
monologue
But there's nothing more to say
Cause everything's ok
I've got security lining the stage
My snl monologue
La la la
La la la
This is my snl monologue
La la la
La la la la
That was my snl monologue
But I'm not gonna talk about that,
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter,
But I'm not gonna talk about that,
In my monologue
La la la
La la la
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on
me,
But I'm not gonna mention that,
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're
ashamed to go in public,
But I'm not gonna say that,
In my monologue
La la la
La la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone,
But I'm not gonna mention him,
In my monologue
Hey joe, I'm doin' real well,
Tonight I'm hosting snl,
But I'm not gonna brag about that,
In my monologue
La la la
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
La la la
And if you're wondering I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight,
I'm not gonna comment on that (she kisses & winks at the camera)
In my monologue
La la la
La la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye,
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my vma
monologue
But there's nothing more to say
Cause everything's ok
I've got security lining the stage
My snl monologue
La la la
La la la
This is my snl monologue
La la la
La la la la
That was my snl monologue
