Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction, 
Forgive our sins (and those who've sinned against us).
Forged. at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
Because I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness
So gentlemen, if you are going to preach Then for God sakes preach with conviction!

Strike up the band! 
Oh the conductor is beckoning,
Come congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it
No. Don't you get it don't you get it? Well don't you...move.
Just stay where I can see you. 
Douse the lights!
...We sure are in for a show tonight

In this little number we are graced by two displays of character,
We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire vs. the walking contradictions 
Because I for one can see no blood from their hearts or the wrists they allegedly slit 
And I for one wont stand for this
if this scene were a parish you'd all be condemned.