F7
 Nobody stands,
E7
 In between me and my man,
            Dm
It's me And Mr Jones.
           G7
(Me and Mr Jones).

Verso 1:

(G7)
 What kind of,
Cmaj7       C6    Cmaj7
 Fuckery is this?
    C6
You made me miss,
    Dm         Dm7
The Slick Rick gig.
(Oh Slick Rick).
Dm             Dm7
 You thought I didn't,
         Dm     Dm7
Love you when I did,
        G7/5+
(When I did).
        G7
Can't believe you,
          Cmaj7    C6   Cmaj7  C6
Played me out like that.

Verso 2:

             Cmaj7
No you ain't worth,
      C6   Cmaj7
Guest list,
     C6
Plus one of all,
     Dm        Dm7
Them girls you kiss.
(All them girls).
Dm              Dm7
 You can't keep lying,
        Dm        Dm7
To your-self like this,
         G7/5+
(To your-self).
         G7
Can't be-lieve,
                Cmaj7
You played your-self,
C6    Cmaj7  C6
 Like this.

Bridge 1:

Cmaj7   C6
 Rulers one thing,
Cmaj7     C6
 But come Brixton,
F
 Nobody stands,
      Fm
In be-tween me and my man,
          Em7       Eb
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones,
Dm          G7
 (Me and Mr Jones).

Verso 3:

(G7)
 What kind of,
Cmaj7        C6  Cmaj7
 Fuckery are we?
     C6
Nowa-days you don't,
Dm            Dm7
 Mean dick to me.
(Dick to me).
I might let you,
        Dm    Dm7
Make it up to me,
         G7/5+
(Make it up).
      G7      Cmaj7     C6  Cmaj7  C6
Who's playing Saturday?

Verse 3:

(G7)
 What kind of,
Cmaj7        C6   Cmaj7
 Fuckery are you?
          C6
Side from Sammy you're,
   Dm         Dm7
My best black Jew.
But I could swear that,
Dm       Dm7
 We were through,
         G7/5+
(We were through).
                G7
I still want to wonder,
Cmaj7      C6         Cmaj7  C6
 'Bout the things you do.

Bridge 2:

Cmaj7 C6
 Mr   Destiny,
Cmaj7  C6
 9 and 14.
F
 Nobody stands,
      Fm
In be-tween me and my man,
          Em7       Eb
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones,
Dm         G7   Cmaj7
 Me and Mr Jo...nes.